ARGH!!

Det er utrolig hvor sakte tiden gaar naar man kjeder seg. for ti minutter siden skrev jeg et innlegg for aa slaa ihjel litt tid (noe som er umulig hvis man tar det bokstavelig. tid er jo relativt og ikke en fast, fysisk ting man kan slaa, og langt mindre slaa ihjel). Dette feilet kraftig. Denne skoletimen (som er dagens siste) slutter ikke foer halv fire! Og hvis jeg greier aa fylle dette innlegget med nok pjatt vil det vaere omtrent det tidspunktet det blir lagt ut. Men akkurat naa har jeg mangel paa pjatt. pjatt er vanskelig aa finne paa naar man er grenseloest irritert paa noe som ikke kan oversettes til pjatt. du kan ikke pjatte om hvor kjedelig noe er bare for aa faa tiden til aa gaa! Det gaar i omtrent fem minutter med min skrivehastighet, men ikke spesielt mye lengre.

Hva om jeg finner paa et tema... som... TID! Jeg kan blogge om tid! Naar man trenger den har man for lite, naar man ikke vil ha den, har man for mye! Tid er relativ! Naar tapt kan den aldri vinnes tilbake! Man har sjelden akkurat den mengden tid man trenger, alltid for mye eller for lite, men hvordan kan man maale dette? hva er for lite og hva er for mye naar det kommer til tid? noen ganger, slik som naa, er femten minutter ekstremt mye tid som gaar ekstremt sakte, men i morges var seks minutter ALT for lite da jeg snublet ut av ytterdoera, omtrent sju minutter senere enn vanlig. i tillegg gikk disse seks, skarve minuttene saa fort at jeg maatte sjekke begge mobilene for aa tro at minuttene virkelig gikk saa fort! Tiden er ens venn, men samtidig ens fiende! Ens doed og ens medisin! Tiden leger alle saar heter det jo saa vakkert! Men hva er tid? Vi har maaleenheter for aa registrere at den gaar, men hva er tid?? Tiden er abstrakt! Den skifter form og kanskje farge(?) for hver enkelt og forandrer seg i forskjellige situasjoner. Maaten den forandrer seg paa er lur og man legger ikke merke til det, akkurat som man ikke merker at tiden gaar naar man ikke foelger med. Man legger ikke merke til det naar den plutselig begynner aa gaa fort foer man plutselig ikke har mer tid. Hvor mye tid har man egentlig? Har man en fast kvote bestemt foer man blir foedt? Har hvert menneske, dyr, tre eller groennsak en spesiell mengde tid? Har vi kanskje saa saa mange aar og dager? Og hva med den tiden som eventuelt blir til overs? Hva hvis man doer foer man skal? Hva skjer med de ekstra dagene, timene, minuttene? Blir den fordelt paa de som er igjen? Eller er tid bare tid? noe som passerer noen ganger usett, noen ganger sett? Noe som ikke tilhoerer noen? Noe som bare gjoer som det vil?
Tiden min for aa blogge har i hvert fall loept ut. forhaapentligvis blir PCen min snart ferdig paa reparasjon og jeg kan blogge med tre bokstaver til

IT og PC-reparasjoner

Er det ikke merkelig at den dagen man bestemmer seg for aa drite i det engelske spraaket, sitter man paa en pc som mangler vitale bokstaver fra min modertunge? Naa er vel ikke ordet merkelig helt riktig, men jeg bruker det likevel.

Her jeg naa sitter ved en av pcene paa Diss High School som det saa vakkert heter, og skal i teorien arbeide paa en database. jeg var syk fire dager forrige uke og misset derfor to timer med databasejobbing saa jeg henger allerede kraftig etter, men det DRITER JEG I akkurat naa. jeg KJEDER MEG!!! Dette er ekstremt bortkastet og kjedelig. Den som lagde Microsoft Office Access 2003 burde skytes med hagle gjentatte ganger, bli lagt ut paa motorveien i en times tid uten mulighet for omkjoering, fores til griser og dermed kan restene slippes ut av et helikopter over Mjoesa. Etter min mening er det en passelig (kanskje mild) straff for aa lage et slikt program som Microsoft Office Access 2003. Jeg har aldri vaert borti et mer tungvindt og kjedelig program.

Og som om ikke det var ille nok, aa skulle sitte to timer (det vil si to ganger en time og ti minutter) aa arbeide med en database jeg hater i et program jeg hater enda mer, saa er PCen min paa reparasjon!! Rent teknisk sett er den ikke paa reparasjon enda, 121 Computers skal se paa den for aa se om de kan gjoere noe med den foer de reparerer den. saa paa tirsdag leverte jeg den inn saa de kan se paa den. Saa naar jeg naa slipper ut av denne brakka fylt med PCer med Microsoft Office 2003 og stengte USB-porter, kommer jeg hjem til en PCkabel uten en PC i enden. Allerede i gaar, onsdag, ble jeg utrolig lei av aa ikke ha en PC. Jeg liker ikke aa ikke ha en PC, saerlig siden det naa naermer seg helg. JEG TRENGER UNDERHOLDNING!!!!

Til neste gang; ME TALAST!!

1.desember (2):p

D e bærre lækkert^^
Then it's time for the post-The Julekalender post:p I doubt that this will end up as long as the last one, but we'll see:p I just have to say that last post is probably the longest I've ever written. It was ridiculously long! so I'll do my best to make this one shorter!:p Because it's a good few years since The Julekalender was on TV last time, I can't remember anything from it. That doesn't bother me at all:p Everything is new, exciting and FUNNY!!! I love it!! I just have to say that if the afterlife is real, somebody have to pack a dvd with The Julekalender when I die:p and when I come to think about it... pack down a dvd with Askepott too! and some melkesjokolade:p and if they don't have those where I'm going; a TV, some power and a dvd-player:p
Since I really want a cup of tea right now, this will have to do:p
TALK TO YOU LATER GUYS!!
and I'm REALLY, REALLY sorry I misspelled Nåså in the last post, but that's what happen when you use Wikipedia to refresh your memory:p

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1.desember

PINCH PUNCH FIRST OF THE MONTH!! NO RETURNS!!! HAH!
Yes, then we have finally entered the last month of the year, I'm already acting like a child, looking forwards to Christmas Eve with the eagerness of a tipsy squirrel. My santa hat has been put on my head and my signature on my mails have changed.
Today I will have to posts, on pre- and one post The Julekalender:p This is, as I hope you are able to guess or at least count using your countingabilities, calculator or fingers, is pre-The Julekalender. This is the post where I am tormenting myself into leaving The Julekalender-folder unopened. And this is true pain, I tell you:p
Even though EVERYBODY should know this, unless you're teit and not Norwegian, this is a TV Christmas Calender. There is one episode every day from the first of Desember 'til the twenty fourth. The Julekalender contains the Travellin' Strawberries playing three nisser, a man, a weird thing and a lady. they're sent out by the chief nisse, Gammel Nok, to get the only key to the playdåse that keeps him alive. They're sent to Trøndelag where they live in a cave and have to watch out for the evil Nåsså, who moves in with a potato farmer called Olav Sand and his wife, Gjertrud. In addition to Tore Johansen (Gjertrud Sand and Hansi), Ivar Gatseth (Olaf Sand and Gynter) and Erling Mylius (Benny Jensen and Fritz), there are three more actors involved in the Norwegian prduction. Arve Opsahl is Gammel Nok, Lasse Kolstad is the Narrator and Hans-Gunnar Skarstein is the newsreader.
The Norwegian version is as good as a complete copy of the Danish version made by De Nattergale. The biggest difference is the language. In the Julekalender (by the Travellin' Strawberries) the Language between the potato farmer and his wife is trøndersk. Between the nisser, it is Norwenglish (or Norsk-English, if that's easier to understand:p). This language is hard to believe for those who do not understand Norwegian and English:p Full understanding of the languages is not needed as it is a mixture between the two, but you should posses a pretty good knowledge and vocabulary.
Weeeeell... there I've knocked about half an hour down just writing this and now I'm going to find a picture to add with this post... there we are... now I have to add it... There... we... are... And now I just have to wait a bit longer before I watch the first episode... GAH!! I HATE WAITING!!!

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1. sunday of Advent

Today it's the first sunday in Advent (or whatever it's called in English)
And now we're closing in on Christmas! today it's 25 days left and I'll have to add another count down on the bottom of this post:p I really can't wait 'til Christmas!! I've added a Christmas photo too:p I'm sorry that it's not a cozy one, but this is tradition, damn it! I've used this photo every Christmas for the las two or three years:p I love it:p
Yesterday I went shopping. Not any kind of shopping; Christmas-shopping. Or that was the intention:p Me and Eli ended up eating food and shopping mostly for ourselves:p Of course we got some presents, but I'll have to go back and shop more this week:p
What I've discovered, to my horror, is that there is no christmas calendar on the tv here:s Lucky for me, I forsaw this, and got "the Julekalender":p I can't wait to watch the first episode tomorrow!! I was really close to breaking down and watching it yesterday, but I pulled myself together and stayed strong!
Now there is only three weeks left before the holidays, but lucky me, have to catch my plane the day before and will miss both of the days. AND if that wasn't enough! My brother is coming over from Norway and we're going to Belfast the sunday before and we'll stay there 'til tuesday! that means I'll only be at school that wednesday, and wednesday is my short day!! HAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! CAN'T WAIT!!:p

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London

Yesterday my English class went to London, myself included:p We went to the most boring conference I've ever been to, with the most boring people I've ever heard. They tortured us for four hours befor miss Johnson and mrs Gwillim let us run free in London. We got to travel on the underground in the rush time, shop in oxford street and look at the funny cabs (one of them had cow pattern on:D). I got a really cool jacket with zippers with skeleton-stuff in:D it cost 50 pounds, but it's definitely worth it! I got two pairs of really cool socks, a book and two t-shirts^^ Day well spent, in other words:p Can't wait till I'm going back to London in January^^

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Back in England

Well... then I'm back in England, land of the egg and bacon. I'm pretty happy here, but DAMN how I miss Norway! I'm really looking forward to Christmas and can't wait to see my friends, family and dog:p
Now I'm sitting in my room, chillin'. I've just taken a shower to get the horse-smell off me. I've worked in the stable all morning (and yesterday morning) and I feel pretty beaten up:p Yesterday I even got to ride one of the horses. His name's Frank and he's HUGE!! He's also very strong and quite lively. Deckie, the horse Fleur rode, was trotting almost all the time, and mostly sideways, so I guess I can't complain. I got a few metres of canter because Frank thought trotting was boring and I can't say I didn't enjoy it without lying^^
Talk to you later!!

39 days left;)